jane is having a particularly rotten time of it at the moment but she's okay.and i suck at running contests but how about this:i'll write a short minifc (about 100-250 words or so)for everyone that comes up with an excellent present and posts it here.(you know, like the wilsons and the drawings and the picture magic that everyone else does so awesomely, or smut, or something generally wintastic)um.i love you allthe end.
I AM JUST SENDING HUGSLOTS AND LOTS OF HUGSAND LOVE OF COURSE AS WELLTHAT IS THE ONLY PRESENT I HAVE TO OFFER(UNLESS SHE WANTS PIRATED DVDS OF STUFF)
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Jane wanted me to take pictures of signs, and it inspired me to do a whole photo story on signs for my journal. The photo story is still in progress, but I thought I'd share this gem, because it would make her chuckle.It's an actual street name in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. People kept stealing the signs (with good reason, imo) so the city has these signs made to sell in stores.WE LOVE YOU, JANE!!! <3<3<3
I'm a whore for picspam and photo stories like that. Just absolutely love them.Anyway, just saying I love that and the idea behind the photo story.
Feel free to add me! LOL! I just posted some photos requested by my flist members, but it's f-locked.
"We're lost.""We're not lost. I have an inate sense of direction-""An inate sense of direction that has failed for the past twenty minutes-""It's just around the next corner, shut up.""I still think we should stop and ask someone.""And that is why you'll never really be a man. That and the way you cry at Lifetime movies. Hell, the fact that you watch Lifetime movies.""It was just the one. And you never seem to complain about my seven inches of maleness-""Six.""Seven.""You have less cock than me.""Only in the moving-parts sense - hey! that's the exit!""You can't get out of thi- Shit. that was the exit.""HOUSE!"
LOL! BRAVO!!!*applause*Fitting, phin, fitting!!!
I DO NOT KNOW JANE, PERSONALLY, BUT I KNOW YOU. I CAN OFFER, LIKE, ICONS, OR A CARD, OR EVEN BAKED GOODS. LET ME KNOW?
icons are excellent. anything involving lots of wilson in it really. <3 <3
I know Jane loves the Mackinac and I love Jane <3I already had this in the preliminary stages and will expand upon it later:***"Oh, wow. House, you gotta see this."..."Are you asleep again?"..."Hey, look, another IHOP!""First worthwhile thing you've said in fifty miles. Bring on the French toa...wait. We're in the middle of nowhere.""We're in Mackinaw City. Which you would know if you hadn't been faking sleep for the past two hours.""I wouldn't have to if you could stop swooning over every giant ball of twine and world's largest vegetable we pass.""Bite me. I'm on vacation.""You're my grandma on vacation.""You're going to regret saying that the next time you start angling for a rest-stop quickie.""Point taken. Why'd you wake me up? I was having a great fake dream...""Look.""...It's a bridge.""It's not just a bridge, House. Look at it! Five miles of pure ambition. It's the perfect example of how engineering translates into art, you know what I mean?"..."What?""If we ever get home, I'm cutting off your access to the Travel Channel. Why are you pulling over?""We're taking a picture.""Oh, no. No, no, no. You wake me up with a false promise of French toast, and now you want me to hold hands with you while some Hawaiian-shirt clad old couple takes a blurry picture of us in front of a two-inch long bridge? I'm not doing it.""Oh, I think you will. We're less than ten miles from the hotel. Do this and I'll give you something more than French toast."......"Where do you want to stand?"***LOL THE WORDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CLOUDS OKAYEdited at 2009-03-09 05:36 am (UTC)
"I thought you hated full body scans.""That was - ohhhh. That was before I realized how relaxing they were. Mmmm. Do that again?""Like that?""Mmmmm. Mmhm. Yeah. What is that stuff?""Just something I picked up. I thought you said they were diagnostically irrelevant?""I wasn't - ohhhhhhhhh - wasn't talking about diagnostics, and you - yeah...""Good?""Yeah, yeah. Mmmmmmmmmm. And you know i wasn't. Wasn't talking. About.""Talking about what?""Diagnostics - and I have to admit your approach to full body scanning is - yeah, yeah, right - oh god - a little - oh fuck, fuck, Wilssaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. ohhhhh. "A little what?""Unconventional, to say the least.""New technique in development. I took a seminar. I'm really very thorough."
"Happy birthday.""I thought we agreed that those two words cancelled each other out.""Oh please. I don't understand you - it's an entire day where everyone caters to you. i thought you'd love that.""They don't cater to me, they cater to what they think I should like. And for some reason that always seems to include some nouveau-family-friendly restaurant's waitstaff singing a dumb song that some pimply-faced manager made up to avoid the copyright on performing 'happy birthday' in public places. And since it's lunch, all the drink options suck and I can't even get wasted enough to laugh at it all.""... okay, good point.""I know. I thought so myself when I made it.""Aren't you going to open it? I promise, no singing waiters.""... it's a rock.""A rock with a history. A very rare and special rock.""Is this your version of an engagement ring?""I thought it suited your eyes better than diamonds. You don't know what this is? I thought you were the genius. It's ... a mineral, about eleven years older than you ... it came from New Mexico-""Is it radioactive?""Not as much as my love for you.""... I'm going to forget you just said that, because this is awesome. You found Alamogordo glass?""It's symbolic of our relationship; an element that formed after a huge disaster.""... okay."Edited at 2009-03-11 06:09 am (UTC)